Yes, I do in fact judge you.

I am not a judgmental person. I admit I do judge others sometimes but I try not to be. However I think everyone would be judgmental about this one--today in the bathroom at when I saw someone's underwear, and they were gross. 

This chick pulled down her pants to the ground then her underwear--I really did not want to see that under the stall when I looked down to get toliet paper. 

YUCK!!!

some peoples children....even the adult ones

I am in complete and utter shock....while I'm not necessarily surprised I can't help but be annoyed when someone takes credit for other peoples hard work.  I was raised to work hard and help others because that is what you do, not to take credit for other peoples work so that I can get praise/glory.

UGH!!!

Thanks @sailorjane for the title of this post.

Orders are in

Hubby got orders for shore duty and we are staying where we are  Yay shore duty and having him home 90% of the time!!!

Top 10 reasons to be an accountant

1. working 16 hour days with no lunch for the months January-June ends when you leave public accounting
2. working 12 hours days with no lunch in January-February never ends, who doesn't like working from sun up to sun down
3. The necessary sedentary lifestyle gives you the chance to expand your hips
4. 95% of the people you work with you are not accountants will screw up things you need and not understand what you are talking about
5. of the 5% of your coworkers who are accountants, maybe 1/2 of them are actually intelligent human beings
6. all of your friends will really love you on April 14 when they realize they forgot to prepare their taxes.
7. the CPA exam is super easy, and cheap, and requires no studying, and not at all stressful
8. everyone you meet will want to hear all about your job because it sounds so exciting...yeah right...
9. you will rarely have to worry about coming home with an exciting story to tell your husband about your day, thus not having to worry when he doesn't ask about your day.
10. people far younger than you with less experience will quickly get jobs at higher levels than you simply because they stayed in public accounting longer.

Well crap

I just laid down and realized I forgot to do laundry...I'm out of clean pants for work...guess who has to shave their legs in the morning. 

Stupid boys

Why didn't god wire men and women to speak the same language???  And why does my husband think it's fun to push my buttons??? He has duty today, we rarely talk on the phone on duty day but tonight he called me around 8:30 to say goodnight and ask me a question. We ended up on the phone for over an hour because we were fighting about the question. For the record I can probably count the number of times in our marriage I have been as angry at him as I was tonight and 99% of what I was mad about was just him being a jerk and pushing my buttons but because it was over the phone he didn't know when to stop and I ended up crying. Stupid jerk husband. And guess what the don't go to bed angry rule doesn't really work when he is on duty...

Stupid boy. 

Christmas in ... January???

So hubby's command holiday party was Friday and the turnout was slim to say the least. However for the most part it was a fun evening and I got to hang out with my fellow FRG officers and my friend Amber. We played a wonderful game at our table where we awarded points based on how inappropriate the dress we spotted was, or more like based on how much of the girls hoo-ha we could see because the dresses were so short. What the crap ladies, this is a work event even if it is the military, cover that shit up!!! Many of the worst offenders were single active duty sailors so I have to assume they are dressing that way to try and land a boyfriend but it's redicilous. 

Anyway, my friend Kim and I were taking a picture when we had the most amusing photo bombers in the world...the CO and XO hop behind the ice sculpture.  For your view kind pleasure.  Isn't my dress cute??